Here are some really funny and random stuff. LOL i update about every week.
jokes:
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they realized that ball pens didn't work due to zero-gravity. They developed a pen that writes in zero gravity by spending lots of money. Russians went for a pencil, instead.
A dog says to his patient, "I have got a bad and worse news for you today". The worried patient asks, "What is the bad news?" The reply comes," You can live for one day at the most". The frightened patient then asks, "What could be worse than this news?" The doctor informs, "I was trying to contact since yesterday evening".
A turtle was walking down a street in New York and got suddenly got mugged by few snails. A police arrives to investigate the matter and asks the turtle, "Could you please explain us about the incident". The turtle not knowing what to say, replies, "I don't remember what happened. It was so quick and fast".
This duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes"? The bartender says, "No we only sell beer here". The duck leaves. The next day the duck walks back into the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes"? The bartender says, "No I told you we only sell beer, and if you ask me again I'm going to nail your beak to the bar." So the duck leaves. The next day the duck walks back into the bar, and asks the bartender "Do you have any nails"? The bartender says "no". The duck asks "Do you have any grapes"?
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random stuff:
random man:aaaahhh (just waking up) good morning
ultra man: hello
random: who the hell are you and who did you get into my bed
ultra man: i'm god
random man: (gets the shotgun)
ultra man: no i'll go
tune into next week "ultra mans funeral"
